April

Issue 31

You'll love the design, kind of a funky Möbius strip-- white, naturally--goes on forever No need to tack down the desks-- a simple matter of balance Classification system's a breeze, designed by da Vinci on a day off, based on the number pi-- you'll catch on in no time... oops, I made a pun Texts are stored on these silver doohickeys-- they look like the heads of pins How many can we fit on the head of a pin? 3.14159 Watch your wings here This is your cubicle You'll be cataloging "Earth--Lit--Speculative Poetry" Yeah, after it became all the rage-- their songs went out on every ship